The Federal Commonwealth of Free German Republic is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by robert with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 1.453 billion Free Germans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlienna. The average income tax rate is 55.2%.

The powerhouse Free German Republician economy, worth 151 trillion D-Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 104,591 D-Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, belief that robert is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Free German Republic's national animal is the Quadruple-Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Free German Republic is ranked 48,026^th in the world and 57^th in KAISERREICH for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 641.22 on the Clooney Contribution Index.